Ladies and Gentlemen--
This year, the Thanksgiving menu at VT will include the following:

--A Heaping Helping of Crow (as turkey, even castrated turkey, wouldn't be quite cricket)
--Plenty of egg (to be worn on the face)
--Finished with a large slice of Humble Pie.

Take that, Hoakies--WVU may be uncouth, loud, proud, unpleasant and unruly as all get out, but at least we stick to our team and stick to our guns--and we certainly don't beat our own players--We maintain with the EC, but there are those who can't take the heat, so I guess they're out of the kitchen...adios and bon voyage, keep a close eye on your couches!

(all of you know i never do this. ever. let me have a chance to gloat and be immature about the one sporting event I devote myself to.)